obtuseboy: I want to consensually make-out with someone in the back seat of a car at 2 in the morning, that’d be so thrilling

obtuseboy: I want to consensually make-out with someone in the back seat of a car at 2 in the morning, that’d be so thrilling

Tamagohime: Me: ExistsMe: This Is Too Much

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Eluciidate: My Aesthetic Is Looking Really Tired Even When I’ve Had Enough Sleep And Having A Lot Of Bad Habits And Responding Poorly To Criticism

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: Releases Pack Of Dads Into Home Depot Go……Be Free

Herhmione: Bless This New Trend Of Saying ‘Yikes’ Honestly This Is The Word I’ve Been Looking For My Whole Life. The Perfect Combination Of Disinterested, Detached, Amused, And Passive Aggressive. Five Letters That Say So Much Yet Are Vague Enough

Elliebeanz: Someone I Know Just Made A Post On Fb That Was Essentially Like “Im Moving Away From This City, Anyone Who Has Unfinished Business, Hmu And Come And Fight Me Within The Next 6 Days” Like Not “If U Wanna Say Goodbye Or Hangout” Literally

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Twinkle-Twinkle-Little-Fuck: Uterus During Period: Ohmygod I’m So Embarrassed. I Thought We Were Having A Baby. Dont Look At This! Rips Down Baby Wallpaper Please Just Ignore This! Tears Apart Baby Room Lets Pretend This Never Happened.

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