partybarackisinthehousetonight: *releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

partybarackisinthehousetonight: releases pack of dads into home depot go……be free

Herhmione: Bless This New Trend Of Saying ‘Yikes’ Honestly This Is The Word I’ve Been Looking For My Whole Life. The Perfect Combination Of Disinterested, Detached, Amused, And Passive Aggressive. Five Letters That Say So Much Yet Are Vague Enough

Elliebeanz: Someone I Know Just Made A Post On Fb That Was Essentially Like “Im Moving Away From This City, Anyone Who Has Unfinished Business, Hmu And Come And Fight Me Within The Next 6 Days” Like Not “If U Wanna Say Goodbye Or Hangout” Literally

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Twinkle-Twinkle-Little-Fuck: Uterus During Period: Ohmygod I’m So Embarrassed. I Thought We Were Having A Baby. Dont Look At This! Rips Down Baby Wallpaper Please Just Ignore This! Tears Apart Baby Room Lets Pretend This Never Happened.

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Weloveshortvideos: Instructions Unclear.

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Trapcard: I Love Those Posts That Are Like “You All Need To Stop Cutting People Out So Quick And Start Acting Like Adults And Talk It Out!” Like Lmfao No, Like Bitch You Thought! You Did Think! You Thunk That Thought!

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