Tell me how lucky you are to be allowed this view. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Tell me how lucky you are to be allowed this view. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Now, How Are We Going To Deal With Your Attitude Problem? Not By You Being Allowed To Stare Up At Me, That’s For Sure. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Remember, Forehead And Nose On The Floor. I Don’t Want You Seeing Anything You’re Not Allowed To. But Trust Me, If You’re A Good Boy I’ll Post This To Flr Captions And You’ll See What You Were Missing. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Did You Really Think You Are Going To Get Me Out Of My Heels And Underwear? I Made You Pay To Fly Me Here First Class. I Made You Pay For The Honeymoon Suite In The Best Hotel In Paris. I Made You Pay For A Very Extensive Shopping Trip Around Paris.

Ok, Five Minutes Is Enough. Give Me The $1000 You Owe Me For Letting You See Your Wife Wearing This. Now It’s Back To Sweats For The Rest Of The Month. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Good Thing About You Working For Your Wife Is That We Can Discuss Your Work Mistakes In That Meeting In More Detail At Home Later. A Lot More Detail. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

You See, I Told You It Was Gorgeous, Hubby! But Don’t Worry, The Smoke Detectors Are Linked Up To Your Cell In The Basement And Will Automatically Release You If There’s A Fire. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

(Whispers) Good Boy. But Don’t Think I’ve Forgotten That You Swore At That Other Driver On The Way Here. You Might Want To Think Of Some Reason Why You Are Only Eating Bread And Water Tonight, In Case Any Of Your Friends Ask. | Caption

I Could Stroke It And Stroke It For Hours And It Will Never Explode. Remind You Of Anything? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Dear Hubby, Borrowed Your Laptop Today. Found Your Hidden Picture Files. I Suggest You Clean Your Cage And Get Your Checkbook. You Will Be Using Both A Great Deal This Week. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

I Know This Is A Dream Come True For You, Your Last Credit Card Being Cut Up. And I Know You Can’t Pay Me In Money. But Don’t Worry, There Are Plenty Of Other Ways I’ll Make You Pay. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Here Are The Rules. Every Night You Will Inspect My Toenails And Repair Them As Necessary. Every Chip Will Earn You One Point. Points Will Be Traded For Prizes On Sunday. Prize Themes Will Follow The 4C’s - Caning, Caging, Chastity, And Cash.

Hmmm…. I Know, I Will Make Him Sleep In The Kennel Out Back For A Month. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

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