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I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode. Remind you of anything?       | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode. Remind you of anything?       | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode. Remind you

Dear Hubby, Borrowed Your Laptop Today.  Found Your Hidden Picture Files. I Suggest You Clean Your Cage And Get Your Checkbook.  You Will Be Using Both A Great Deal This Week.   | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

Dear Hubby, Borrowed Your Laptop Today.  Found Your Hidden Picture Files. I Suggest

I Know This Is A Dream Come True For You, Your Last Credit Card Being Cut Up. And I Know You Can’t Pay Me In Money. But Don’t Worry, There Are Plenty Of Other Ways I’ll Make You Pay.   | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I Know This Is A Dream Come True For You, Your Last Credit Card Being Cut Up. And

Here Are The Rules.  Every Night You Will Inspect My Toenails And Repair Them As Necessary. Every Chip Will Earn You One Point. Points Will Be Traded For Prizes On Sunday. Prize Themes Will Follow The 4C’s - Caning, Caging, Chastity, And Cash.

Here Are The Rules.  Every Night You Will Inspect My Toenails And Repair Them

Hmmm…. I Know, I Will Make Him Sleep In The Kennel Out Back For A Month.   | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

Hmmm…. I Know, I Will Make Him Sleep In The Kennel Out Back For A Month.   |

You Remember How To Count By Seconds, Don’t You? One Thousand, Two Thousand, Three Thousand…  When You Open Your Eyes Say That Out Loud. When You Close Them We’ll Know How Much Of Your Salary You Want To Give Me Every Month For The Next Year. 

You Remember How To Count By Seconds, Don’t You? One Thousand, Two Thousand, Three

Hey Honey, Do You Get The Impression I Like Having The Bed All To Myself? And Do You Get The Impression I Like Taunting You On The Webcam? Awww, And Does Your Computer Automatically Shut Down At Lights Out In Your Cell In The Basement So You Can’t

Hey Honey, Do You Get The Impression I Like Having The Bed All To Myself? And Do

Do You Remember When You Could Sleep Here Without Having To Earn The Right First?  Now, Come Here And We’ll Find Out If My Next Orgasm Is Good Enough For You To Earn That Right Tonight.    | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Do You Remember When You Could Sleep Here Without Having To Earn The Right First? 

If He Thinks He Can Get Away With Only Having This Much In Singles To Give Me, He’ll Find Out Differently When I’ve Finished With Him.   | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

If He Thinks He Can Get Away With Only Having This Much In Singles To Give Me, He’ll

Chop Chop Baby. If My Shoe Hits The Floor I Will Beat You Tonight Until You Cry. I Don’t Care That Your Wrists Are Tied Behind Your Back.   | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

Chop Chop Baby. If My Shoe Hits The Floor I Will Beat You Tonight Until You Cry.

Putting Your Cage In My Closet Was My Best Idea Ever!  I Simply Love Starting My Day Seeing Your Look Of Frustration And Desperation.   | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

Putting Your Cage In My Closet Was My Best Idea Ever!  I Simply Love Starting My

You’ve Forgotten To Rinse The Plate Before Putting It To Drain?   Again!!  I Bet You Haven’t Forgotten What Will Happen To You For Doing That, Though, Have You?  | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

You’ve Forgotten To Rinse The Plate Before Putting It To Drain?   Again!! 

Oh Hubby! Of Course Not!    | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Oh Hubby! Of Course Not!    | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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