Hmmm…. I know, I will make him sleep in the kennel out back for a month. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

Hmmm…. I know, I will make him sleep in the kennel out back for a month. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

You Remember How To Count By Seconds, Don’t You? One Thousand, Two Thousand, Three Thousand… When You Open Your Eyes Say That Out Loud. When You Close Them We’ll Know How Much Of Your Salary You Want To Give Me Every Month For The Next Year.

Hey Honey, Do You Get The Impression I Like Having The Bed All To Myself? And Do You Get The Impression I Like Taunting You On The Webcam? Awww, And Does Your Computer Automatically Shut Down At Lights Out In Your Cell In The Basement So You Can’t

Do You Remember When You Could Sleep Here Without Having To Earn The Right First? Now, Come Here And We’ll Find Out If My Next Orgasm Is Good Enough For You To Earn That Right Tonight. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

If He Thinks He Can Get Away With Only Having This Much In Singles To Give Me, He’ll Find Out Differently When I’ve Finished With Him. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Chop Chop Baby. If My Shoe Hits The Floor I Will Beat You Tonight Until You Cry. I Don’t Care That Your Wrists Are Tied Behind Your Back. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

Putting Your Cage In My Closet Was My Best Idea Ever! I Simply Love Starting My Day Seeing Your Look Of Frustration And Desperation. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

You’ve Forgotten To Rinse The Plate Before Putting It To Drain? Again!! I Bet You Haven’t Forgotten What Will Happen To You For Doing That, Though, Have You? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Oh Hubby! Of Course Not! | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

You Do Not Get To Make The Decisions. You Will Obey Me At All Times. You Will Thank Me For Allowing You To Be My Slave. You Will Devote All Of Your Mental And Physical Energy To My Pleasure. Do We Understand Each Other? | Caption Credit: Crystal

Excuse Me? Did Something I Said Imply I Was Negotiating With You? I’m Not. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Tell Me How Beautiful I Am. Tell Me How Much You Love Me. Tell Me The Things You Can Do For Me. Make Me Want You. If You Do A Great Job I’ll Untie You. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Excuse Me? I Thought I Was Clear. Towel Racks Do Not Speak. Now You Can Put In Your Gag And Face The Corner Until I Need My Towel. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

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