hogwartshousefriends: hogwartshousefriends: My brother: *to his online friends* I gotta go. My pizza is here. One of his online friends: Where’s my pizza? Everyone: *laughs* My brother: *logs out of chat* Me: You know. You could order them pizza.

hogwartshousefriends: hogwartshousefriends: My brother: to his online friends I gotta go. My pizza is here. One of his online friends: Where’s my pizza? Everyone: laughs My brother: logs out of chat Me: You know. You could order them pizza.

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Severalowls:alunarrose:continent-Of-Wild-Endeavor:teacupsandtimelords:memewhore:fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice Is Not A Requirement In Any Sense Of The Word. It’s A Nicety. A Polite Gesture, And Only Polite For The Management Because They Want Time To Find

Eliteknightcats:swankwave92:Eliteknightcats:2Bears-High5Ing:eliteknightcats:eliteknightcats:me And My Friends Do This Thing Called “Hitting Em With The Googoo Gaga” Where When We Get Hate Mail Or Shit Talked In Online Games We Just Reply “Googoo

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Hater-Of-Terfs:evolvingessence:this Should Go Without Saying, But Everyone Being Miserable All The Time Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Natural. The Human Mind Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Evolve To Be Too Depressed To Move And Constantly Contemplating Suicide - If This Was Our Natural

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Let's Break Furniture

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Palepandacreation:grucose:visual-Infinity:the Camera Captured The Light Reflecting Off The Water Droplets Of The Steam At The Right Angle To Make Magical Corn 🌽Aurora Cornealis.

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