officialunitedstates: I want a girl who can tie my shoelaces for me but do really cool looking knots instead of the normal kind

officialunitedstates: I want a girl who can tie my shoelaces for me but do really cool looking knots instead of the normal kind

2000Ish: The First Transformer Shia Ever Dealt With.

Officialunitedstates: There Are Three Types Of People In This World: Bullies, People Who Get Bullied, And The School Principal, Who Refuses To Do Anything About The Bullies Because The Head Bully’s Father Is The Local Sicilian Mob Boss. You Don’t

Officialunitedstates: Someone: Do You Like Taylor Swift Me: As A Friend

Hi I'm Lucas

Pinkisthenewscarlet: I-Spooky-Like-Fedex: Skellagirl: Parallelsea: October October It’s The 8Th Month I Cracked The Code October Is The 10Th Month Though It Was Originally The 8Th Month But Then Julius Fucking Caesar Decided To Add In July And

Itpiercesskin: Diccups: Its Versace Onion Bling

Hold For The Applause

Hold For The Applause

Hi Im Kevin

Officialunitedstates: Hashiramass: Officialunitedstates: Does Anyone Here Besides Me Put Ketchdown On Their Hot Dogs No Nothing Much What’s Updog With You

Spookyloop: Joeshmo: Shoutout To Tombstone Pizza For Subtle Product Placement That’s Probably The Best Real-Life Brand Name You Can Put In An Addams Family Movie.

Theodorepython: Rameninblack: Something Is Seriously Wrong With These Icons Like The Designs Make 0 Sense They Are Not Indicative Of Their Function (With The Exception Of Text, Link And Video) The Icons For Link And Chat Are Virtually Identical

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