crowley-for-king: “I thought angels were supposed to be guardians. Fluffy wings, halos — you know, Michael Landon. Not dicks.”

crowley-for-king: “I thought angels were supposed to be guardians. Fluffy wings, halos — you know, Michael Landon. Not dicks.”

Andwhentheskyisstarless: Pretentious Ass Restaurant Owners Acting Like Nobody Got 4G/Lte In This Piece

Kashlma: This Is The Only Good One

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Sixpenceee

Hiraeth

La-Sonambula: ????

Blackriderstrikeshere: Listen I Didn’t Spend Two Orange Sharpies To Color All The Yellow Skittles For 15 Notes

Futureoliviapope: This Is So Important

My &Quot;Stay In The House&Quot; Game Too Strong.

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Disloyals: Me

Memewhore

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