theonion: Man Too Deep Into Sentence To Avoid Saying Word He Can’t Pronounce

theonion: Man Too Deep Into Sentence To Avoid Saying Word He Can’t Pronounce

I'm Your Dad

Dekutree: My Dude…Homie Is Lifting A Couch….

Evgeniemalkin: One Time I Went Grocery Shopping With My Moms Friend And She’s An Amputee So We Parked In The Handicap Spot And Then When We Were Leaving The Car Some White Lady Started Screaming At Her From Across The Lot Saying She Should Be Ashamed

Fat Amy

Viewsfromthe7Even: Onlyblackgirl: The White Spanish Teacher This Is So Real

Zack Is On Tumblr

Chaotic Stupid

Let’s Get Into It

Abilliondollarsonaelevator: This Turns Me On

144Cm: Let’s Be Friends With Benefits. The Benefits? You Get To Be Friends With Me

N0Cturnal-State: The Matrix 1999

Courfeyluck:cuz Darling I’m A Trashcan Dressed Like A Slightly Nicer Trashcan

GothamXXX GrabHerTitties