Amen. Why dont you tell me how long it takes your fingernails to grow while you’re at it…

Amen. Why dont you tell me how long it takes your fingernails to grow while you’re at it…

Meh, Not As Unlikely As It Sounds.

Advice-Animal:petty

Srsfunny:my Hospital Bill Works In A Lot Of Other Countries Too. Though Some Only Have It For Tourists Not Their Actual Citizens. Still Nice.

Laughoutloud-Club:study Hard Specially For Mathematics! Credit Is The Devil. Dont Get A Loan Of Anykind. Dont Go On A Payment Plan. Ever. Ever. Credit. Is. The. Fucking. Devil.

Themaraudingtrio: Ghostfishkrillah: (Aggressively Chicken Dances Towards You) Look What I Made

Srsfunny:london Zoo Warning

Actualfairyboy: Tardis-Mind-Palace: W-For-Wumbo: Mylourrydiary: Hlil: Can U Believe There Are Plants That Are Illegal Plants Can You Believe There Is Love That Is Illegallove Can You Believe It’s Not Butterbutter The Fact That Tumblr Can Fit

Srsfunny:i Need This Mug So Badly

I Miss My Roomy And My Roomy&Amp;Rsquo;S Friends Who I Pretended Were My Friends. =(

I Hate It When I Pass Out By Accident And Miss My Evening Gasm. =_= Im Horny The Entire Next Day. Blah.

Advice-Animal:whore If You Use Sex To Get Things, Like Gifts, Or To Get A Bill Paid Or Use It As A Tool Of Manipulation, Even Once&Amp;Hellip; You’re A Whore To Me. Shrug I Would Never Call Someone That Regardless Though.

Srsfunny:silly Orange Juice

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