obviousplant: I left this important business accessory in a Staples. … want.

obviousplant: I left this important business accessory in a Staples. … want.

People Who Think Driving Slower Is Safer Than Driving At Normal Speed Are Like Those People Who Think Using A Dull Knife Is Safer Than Using A Sharp Knife.

Ha.

Advice-Animal:they Had A Problem With Gender-Neutral Pronouns… Can’t Even Express How Much I Love This. The Whole “Lets Make Up Words And Attach Them To Highly Specific Groups With Abstract And Nearly Useless Definitions And Then Pretend Like

Awwww-Cute: A Baby Bat Yawning

Just Once In My Life I Want To Be In A Relationship Where A Woman Actively Loves My Cock. Like&Amp;Hellip; Just Wants To Play With It Always. It Sounds Nice.

Hazbin Hotel Screencaps

Oh Tumblr&Amp;Hellip;

&Amp;Hellip; I Know This Is A Joke, But This Should Be A Real Thing&Amp;Hellip; There Are&Amp;Hellip; Engineering Issues If You Have A Larger Penis&Amp;Hellip;

Sweet-Lo:please Make My Collarbone A Cradle For Your Kisses. Sigh.

Strawberrybih: I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Used My Timer For Pics Before Hmmm I Like It Hair. &Amp;Lt;3

Like Honestly Funny Grafiti Should Be Allowed. There Should Be A Committee In Cities That Determines The General Hilarity Of Something And If It Exceeds A Certain Level Of Humor You Cant Remove It&Amp;Hellip;

&Amp;Hellip; Thats Fuckin Genius. Imma Use This For People Who Insist On Having Religious Weddings.

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