dying-suffering-french-stalkers: so twitter absolutely scalped me today

dying-suffering-french-stalkers: so twitter absolutely scalped me today

Hexglyphs: And How Exactly Am I Supposed To Find Love In A World Where No One Will Say “You Have Bewitched Me Body And Soul” To Me As A Pickup Line Unironically??? That’s What I Thought

Gayclauderains:some Of U Guys Really Just Need To Eat A Warm Butter Croissant And Settle Down A Little

Kaalashnikov: How To Seduce Me: Deposit 5000 Dollars In My Bank Account Dont Talk To Me

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Chubby-Bunnies:

Thedarkperidot: Me: I’m Going To Be So Productive Today Also Me: Dissociates For Five Hours

Thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap: Shouldnt: I See That This Photo Has Been Cropped To Hide The Fact That It’s Screenshot Of A Tweet

He's Lying To U Girl

Thebootydiaries:me: Puts Forth Minimal Effort In An Attempt To Solve A Problemme: Ive Tried Everything

Claudias-Goth-Gf: My Cat: Kneading His Blanky Me, In Tears: Do You Even Know What Good Bread You Would Bake

Bone-Fiends: Buddy-Berry: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Don’t Talk To Me Or My 3 Screaming Sons Ever Again

Vanmorison: My Life Is Constantly Just An Inner Monologue Of “Why Did I Do That”

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