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burningatthecenteroftime: santa: bandoge: why does santa get more things for rich kids sweats nervously He was bribed by their parents

Bizea: &Amp;Ldquo;Money Cant Buy Happiness&Amp;Rdquo; I Think You’re Using Money Wrong

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: Listen, Son. Your Dumb Night Light Just Makes It Easier For The Monsters To Find You

Sadtoasteroven: Whenever I Get Sad, I Just Think About Dan From Florida Thanks, Dan

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Brobrokev: My Roommate Just Screamed “Costco” In His Sleep

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Birdghost: Birdghost: So I Made This My Profile Pic And My Dad Just Commented Oh My God I

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Agentgraham: Special Agent Will Graham

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