invisiblechickens: patarnon: *gets a degree in petting dogs* a pedigree

invisiblechickens: patarnon: gets a degree in petting dogs a pedigree

Hatin: Basically Yes

Tropius: Thast Not How You Fucking Eat Watermelon’s You Pink Idiot

But I Knew Him;

Did You Ever Notice That

Gofangirlsgo: At My Wedding, I Want 9 People Dressed Up As The Members Of The Fellowship Of The Ring To Attend And Halfway Through The Vows They Stand Up And Start Arguing Until The One Dressed Up As Frodo Shouts “I Will Do It, I Will Take The Ring

Amayakumiko: Elsabeyondarendelle: As A Big Sister, I Can Vouch That This Scene Is 100% Accurate To How Sisterly Relationships Function. As The Mother Of Two Small Children I Can Vouch That This Scene Is How All Kids React To Daylight.

Jinxley: I Tried To Invoke The Powers Of Jesus On My History Test But The Lord Has Failed Me

Fleshmorph: I Do Bad Things Because I Listen To Music With Swears

Trillow: We’re Literally Random People Around The World Sitting On The Internet Telling Bad Jokes To Each Other Why The Fuck Is This The Most Important Thing I’ve Got Going On

Mcrenttogether: Mcrenttogether: Mcrenttogether: What Did Baby Corn Say To Mummy Corn??? Where’s Popcorn Someone Unfollowed Me Because Of This Joke I Guess They Found It Too Corny

Camuizuuki: Brandonsvictim: Viekastv: The Real Life Of Barbie And Ken Son, I Work In Psychiatry And This Is Still The Most Damn Disturbing Thing That I’ve Ever Seen. Omg

Thislittlefeeling: I

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