jinxley: i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

jinxley: i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

Fleshmorph: I Do Bad Things Because I Listen To Music With Swears

Trillow: We’re Literally Random People Around The World Sitting On The Internet Telling Bad Jokes To Each Other Why The Fuck Is This The Most Important Thing I’ve Got Going On

Mcrenttogether: Mcrenttogether: Mcrenttogether: What Did Baby Corn Say To Mummy Corn??? Where’s Popcorn Someone Unfollowed Me Because Of This Joke I Guess They Found It Too Corny

Camuizuuki: Brandonsvictim: Viekastv: The Real Life Of Barbie And Ken Son, I Work In Psychiatry And This Is Still The Most Damn Disturbing Thing That I’ve Ever Seen. Omg

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Sluttybang: British Television At Its Finest

Punacceptable: I’m Saying “Excuse Me” But I Mean “Why The Fuck Are U And Ur Friends Fucking Standing In The Middle Of The Hallway Blocking Everyone What The Fuck U Fucker”

Mcporno: It’s Ironic How Middle School Boys Will Make Fun Of The Gay Kid But Then Draw Dicks On Literally Everything

Stylinwho: If Spiders Can Sit On The Web All Day Then So Can I

Yeezuschrist: Whenever I Use Only One Exclamation Point I Feel Like A Middle-Aged Dad Who Just Discovered The Internet!

Sextronautt: How Can Lawyers Argue Without Crying

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