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fueled by coffee & cliquot

fueled by coffee & cliquot

fueled by coffee & cliquot

fueled by coffee & cliquot

Dogscan: Okay No. Fucking No. You Think Your Sandwich Is Cute With Peanut Butter And Jelly Hearts, Fucker? Well You’ll Change Your Mind Once You Put It Together And Try To Eat It. First You’ll Get A Mouthful Of Just Bread And Disappointment, Then

Dogscan:  Okay No. Fucking No. You Think Your Sandwich Is Cute With Peanut Butter

Victorvigny: Ah Yes Thank You That’s Exactly What I Meant.

Victorvigny:  Ah Yes Thank You That’s Exactly What I Meant.

Sextnoise: Im Crying

Sextnoise:  Im Crying

Cheekyfootball: K-Thrn: Ozilxxx: Hugo Lloris And His Fangirl. And She’s Gorgeous Lol How Old Is This Little Girl, Like 9? You Know She’s Gonna Be A Problem To Her Parents When’s She’s Older. How You Gonna Be 9 And Giving The Eyes To A Grown

Cheekyfootball:  K-Thrn:  Ozilxxx:  Hugo Lloris And His Fangirl.  And She’s Gorgeous

Shuaitou: Serey Die In Tears During The Anthem.

Shuaitou:  Serey Die In Tears During The Anthem.

Breakfastburritoe: I Really Like U But You Are An Ocean And I’m Just A More Impressive Ocean With Cooler And Stronger Sharks

Breakfastburritoe:  I Really Like U But You Are An Ocean And I’m Just A More Impressive

Onedozenreasons.

Onedozenreasons.

Onedozenreasons.

Onedozenreasons.

Loserchildhotpants: Marinashutup: One Time Sophomore Year This Girl Told A Boy That She Couldn’t Go Swimming Because She Was On Her Period And Didn’t Have A Tampon And He Said “Can’t You Just Hold It” And This Is Why We Need Better Sex Education

Loserchildhotpants:  Marinashutup:  One Time Sophomore Year This Girl Told A Boy

Ggaga: I Hate How You’re Just Born Out Of Nowhere And You’re Forced To Go To School And Get Education So You Can Get A Job What If I Wanted To Be A Duck

Ggaga:  I Hate How You’re Just Born Out Of Nowhere And You’re Forced To Go To

Asian: I Wish We Could Donate Body Fat To Those In Need

Asian:  I Wish We Could Donate Body Fat To Those In Need

Cradily: Why Are People Who Only Speak English So Arrogant Towards Other Languages As If The Word Colonel Is Something To Be Proud Of

Cradily:  Why Are People Who Only Speak English So Arrogant Towards Other Languages

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