40maleuk: give a white girl a pencil and she will draw an eye thats literally all they do is draw fukin eyes

40maleuk: give a white girl a pencil and she will draw an eye thats literally all they do is draw fukin eyes

Ironyofchokingonjacksdick: I Honestly Fucking Hate Getting Secondhand Embarrassment From A Character In Movies And Books And I’m Just Sitting There Like Omg Why Did You Do That Why

Snorlaxatives: College Sounds Fun And All But I’d Rather Embark On My Pokemon Journey

Darwinkwanzaatterson: Deathnote Fansubs Are The Best

Anclrew: Don’t Tell Me Ur Sorry Cause I Doubt That’s Ur Name

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Oldandnewfirm: #Can We Please Talk About How Sandy Fully Intended To Punch A Child In The Head

Hungarian: I’m Scared To Have Kids. Like What If I Accidentally Kill One

Samuelshakusky: Samuelshakusky: When I Was In Fourth Grade We Were Doing A Math Lesson And All Of A Sudden The Teachers Like “Have You Ever Seen A Pregnant Bird” And Everyones Jsut Like “No” And Then She Slams Her Hand On The Table And Screams

Nevvzealand: Im Still Freaked Out That I Can Move When I Want To Like Without Thinking About It Or Being Like “Right Hand Move” Like It Just Does

Icorly: Please Allow 5 To 7 Business Days For Me To Understand The Joke You Just Made

Sebstans: Can Society Stop Conditioning Us To Think That Having A Bf And Going To School And Then Getting A Job And Having All These Friends Means You Have A Good Life And Are Normal Because I’d Really Like To Stop Worrying That My Life Is Going Nowhere

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