bitchdumpster: we are constantly smelling the inside of our noses that freaks me the fuck out

bitchdumpster: we are constantly smelling the inside of our noses that freaks me the fuck out

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Cryingvagina: I Am The Uneven Drawstring On The Hoodie Of Life

Snorlaxatives: What Came First The Chicken Nugget Or The Egg Mcmuffin

Kingcheddarxvii: Don’t Fail Me Now Google

Ostracizedpoodle: Calculators Are Stupid I Typed In “What Is The Answer To Number 7” And All It Said Was “Error”

4Fagsunderthestars: Hey There Delilah Whats It Like Up In Rack City? I See 10S Of 10S Of 20S Laying Down Upon Your Titties Yes I Do No One Can Twerk Dat Ass Like You I Swear Its True

Hussieserection: Hussieserection: If I Was A Girl Id Try To Eat Stuff With My Vagina Dont Force Your Beliefs On Other People

Megaman2: Beautyradiates: Megaman2: If I Was Hot I’d Post Revealing Pics And You Probably Would Too So Don’t Act All High And Mighty And Condemn Others Who Do Do It I’ve Got A Perfect Bikini Body And I Still Don’t Do This. Not All Of Us Would

D3Stabilise: I Literally Hate Who I Am As A Person, Like Not Even Just Appearance, I Hate My Personality And What I’m Like And If I Wasn’t Me And I Met Myself It Would Take Me About 2 Seconds Before I Punched Myself In The Face

Nunderwater: And In That Moment I Swear I Still Didn’t Give A Shit

Nosdrinker: Hardcore Vegan Mode: Eat Rocks And Drink Lava

Rabioheab: If You Say “Do The Helen Keller And Talk With Your Hips” In Front Of Your Mirror 3 Times At 3:03 Am 3Oh!3 Will Appear Behind You And Do An Entire Free Concert Because Really They Have Nothing Better To Do

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