thesickestjokes: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.

thesickestjokes: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.

Allisonmosley: Whispertoyourgrave: I Just Found This, I Can’t Can You Imagine Just Walking By A Random Play Ground And You See Mark Gatiss In A Suit On Some Little Kiddy Thing? That Would Be Scary.

Rabioheab: I Just Translated The Lyrics For Boom Boom Pow By The Black Eyed Peas Into Chinese Then Back Into English And I’m Going To Shit Myself

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T92

Shining-In-Room217: Emkaymlp: Bllond-E: Billy Mays Is Up In Heaven Partying Like Its $19.99 Go To Your Room But Wait Theres More

The-Winchester-Initiative: Akanedee: Do You Ever Read A Horrible Line In A Fan Fic And Just Close Out Of It And Go “No”

Pudus: Black-Sorrow: Is It Seriously Almost February Omg Time Sure Flies When Youre Wasting Your Life My Birthday In 2 Weeks Lol

Targayen: In Middle School There Was This Guy And One Day He Wore Sweatpants And One Of The Deans Saw The Phone In His Pocket And Was Like “You Cant Have Phone During School You Have To Give It To Me For The Rest Of The Class Period” But It Wasnt

So Many Ideas So Little Time

Hussieserection: Do You Have Those Friends That You Know You’re Going To Fuck Agaisnt A Wall One Day

Tinydragongina: If You Laugh At Jokes About Raping People I Will Laugh At My Fist Punching Your Throat Because Sure It’s Violent And Demeaning But I Think It’s Funny So Why Aren’t You Laughing Get Off The Floor And Stop Whining I Am Trying To Assert

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