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gayleaf: Hello Officer before you arrest me i just want you to know i’m not like other girls

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Getoutoftherecat: Hey! Actually No. You Can Stay Right There Cat… You Never Hang Out With Us Since You Are Terrified Of Strangers.

Aplagueofzubats: Assuming Direct Control.

Zeekaice: People Who Can Colour With Markers

Brittany-Murphy: Jennifer Lawrence On Saturday Night Live (January 19Th, 2013)

Long-Romantic-Walk-To-The-Fridge: I Just Want To Crawl Into Bed And Sleep For A Year Or 9

Darrenpoopspuppies: Squirrels Don’t Know The Square Root Of X And They Seem To Be Doing Fine

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