imnotanegganymore: normanbecile: What if penises were like elephant trunks and could grab things that’d be scary as fuck then

imnotanegganymore: normanbecile: What if penises were like elephant trunks and could grab things that’d be scary as fuck then

Ja-Mbles: Tree Houses Are Sick Because Ur Literally Forcing A Tree To Hold The Corpse Of His Fallen Brother And If That Isnt The Most Metal Thing Ever I Dont Know What Is

Netlfix: Fuck This Royal Baby Its Already Richer, Cooler And More Famous Than Me And All Its Done Is Cry And Shit Itself

Jaegerivaille: Romanoh: I May Tag Things With “I’m Crying&Amp;Quot; Or “Screaming&Amp;Quot; But I Am Sitting In My Room In The Dark Covered In Blankets With A Straight Face And I Literally Haven’t Spoken A Word In Over Twelve Hours It’s Whats On

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Don't Be A Pansy ✿

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Beccamakalapua: Punkasslouis: Punkasslouis: I’m Hiding Naked In My Closet Because There Are Mattress Delivery Men In My Bedroom And No One Thought To Tell Me So I Was Just Doing My Naked Thing After My Shower And Then I Was Very Unceremoniously Shoved

Dw: Capnsmoshbuscusissonotonfirelike: Dw: I Hate When You Become Self-Aware Of Yourself Blinking You Are A Monster Ft. World’s Longest And Shortest Urls

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Nicolascagefortwelfthdoctor: Ganzee: Takagifujimaru: Attention Do Not Put Bananas In The Microwave They Are Flammable Why Did You Anyway Science

Dinnerpartydan: That Awkward Moment When You Ran Up The Stairs And Now You’re Trying To Hide Your Heavy Breathing Like It’s No Big Deal But You’re Actually Pretty Winded And Dear God You Need To Work Out.

Trillow: Do You Think Ants Get Confused When They Accidentally Get On Buses And End Up Really Far Away

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