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Ratcoded:not 2 Exaggerate But The Good Place’s Thesis Of “If The Modern Pressures Of Life Were Removed, We Would Inherently Seek Out Opportunities To Learn And Become Better And Kinder People” Is A More Interesting And Valuable Thing To Say About

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Jumpedoverthemoon:i Can Smell These Pictures

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Themanslayer:i Think A Lot Of You Would Be A Lot Happier If You Stopped Pretending To Be Characters From Murder Animes

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Bichiyall:i’m Constantly Worried About Being Replaced For Someone Better Than Me This Is Hell

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