Can we just go back to watching movies and cuddling on the couch? I miss that shit.

Can we just go back to watching movies and cuddling on the couch? I miss that shit.

To Everyone Who Needs This Tonight

Merdafatua: Me: Messages A Friend At 3AmFriend: Responds Soon AfterMe: What The Fuck Are You Doing Up Go To Sleep

Autocorrect Has Not Yet Figured Out How Often I Swear And How Rarely I Talk About Ducks

Me: I'll Just Add 'Haha' At The End So I Don't Sound Mean

Frantzfandom: You Ever Think About The Other Sperm You Beat Out To Exist? The Astronauts? The Rappers? The Concert Pianists? But You, The Tumblr Blogger You Won

Let's Do What The Night Wants

Let's Do What The Night Wants

Pros For Dating Me:

Deanscabbages: Lovelixst: Rivendellcustomersupport: This Was Designed For Very Young Children And I Am Not A Young Child I Am A 260 Pound Man How Did You Get In There. How Did You Get Out Of There I Am So Confused Right Now?!???!

Tacocore-: Ausibabe: Patrik-Star: Lunakinz:this Isn’t Sped Up. That’s How Fast She Is. This Is A Pokemon Using Agility Babe Get Me One Tacocore- Lil Bb Aww

&Amp;Ldquo;Holdin That Nh Girl Till The Sun Comes Up&Amp;Rdquo; 😍😍😍

Theangelshavethetimeturner: Lumos5001: When I’m A Parent I Won’t Take My Kids Electronics Away, I’ll Just Take The Charger So I Can Watch The Fear In Their Eyes As They Use It Less And Less While The Battery Slowly Begins To Run Out. Slow Down

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