Oh dear @SondreLerche, how did you get to be so goddamned brilliant? Please don’t ever stop. <3 April

Oh dear @SondreLerche, how did you get to be so goddamned brilliant? Please don’t ever stop. <3 April

I Love That No Matter What Terminal I&Amp;Rsquo;M In At The Las Vegas Airport, I Know Where A Starbucks Is. :)

Shooting For @Brazzers Big Tits At School (Of Rock!) Today! ;)

Nsfw: Yeah I&Amp;Rsquo;M Soo Bad Ass Rocker Chick&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip;.With An Acoustic Guitar. Hahahaha!

I&Amp;Rsquo;M A School Girl!

Making Silly Faces With @Richiesbrain !!!

Science Is Cool.

Nsfw: Finding Grammatical Errors In A Precalculus Textbook. The Data Appears To Be Quadratic, Not Appear. Sheesh.

Nsfw: Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Play Guess Whose Boobs Those Are! ;)

It&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Super Awesome If I Could See The Game Right Now. :(

I Win! Tiny People Can Fit In Tiny Corners At The Bar! ;) But It&Amp;Rsquo;S Halftime. :/

I &Amp;Lt;3 Basketball And Wine.

For Serious Though, This Band Rules!

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