NSFW: Let’s play guess whose boobs those are! ;)

NSFW: Let’s play guess whose boobs those are! ;)

It&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Super Awesome If I Could See The Game Right Now. :(

I Win! Tiny People Can Fit In Tiny Corners At The Bar! ;) But It&Amp;Rsquo;S Halftime. :/

I &Amp;Lt;3 Basketball And Wine.

For Serious Though, This Band Rules!

This Is What I Look Like Drunk On An Aeroplane! Bye Bye Vegas!

Perfect Teeth Forever? I Got Permanent Teeth! Haha! My Mouth Hurts.

Nsfw: Boobs! To Distract You From My Numbface. :)

Traffic. Oh So Exciting.

Darth Toast

I Love My New Toaster! (From Thinkgeek.com)

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Pretty Sure My Dog Is Actually A Cat. I Woke Up To Her Sleeping On My Face. She Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Think I Deserved My 12 Hour Sleep But Oh I Fuckin Did! Good Morning!

Hazelnutcoffeenomz.

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