It’s totally awesome that my mom finally learned to text. Except that now she’s drunk texting me…

It’s totally awesome that my mom finally learned to text. Except that now she’s drunk texting me…

Nsfw: Just Woke Up. Into The Bath. Is That Chocolate On My Tits? I Think I Had Fun Last Night.

I Went To The Nail Salon With The Intentions Of Having Them Put A Tardis And A Sonic On My Nails, But They Refused To Even Try. So, I Tried. And I Failed. :(

Allons-Y!

Going Shopping For Comic Con With @Megturney !!!

Nsfw: Hi-

These Types Of Questions Rather Bother Me. Like The &Amp;Ldquo;If You Weren&Amp;Rsquo;T Doing Porn, What Would You Be Doing?&Amp;Rdquo; Or &Amp;Ldquo;What Are You Going To Do After Porn?&Amp;Rdquo; Questions. Is It So Hard To Believe That I Am Doing What I Want To Be, That

Moffat Gets It...

This Was Captain Jack&Amp;Rsquo;S Idea, Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T It? Omfgswooningsohard.

Jonnahhh: I Need This. Me Too!!!!!

Exercise. Because I Have A Skin Tight Jumpsuit To Fit Into In 9 Days. Nine Days!!! Eeee!!!

Nsfw: &Amp;Ldquo;Looketh At My Face. Looketh At My Face. Ist This A Bovveréd Face Thou Seest Before Thee?&Amp;Rdquo;

On Set! Love My Makeup!

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