just-shower-thoughts: The adult version of “you’ll shoot your eye out” is “you’ll throw your back out”.

just-shower-thoughts: The adult version of “you’ll shoot your eye out” is “you’ll throw your back out”.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Dogs Could Speak, It Would Be Really Awkward To Pet Them.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Entirety Of The Movie “Alladin” Was Just Some Bullshit Told By An Old Guy To Get You To Buy A Lamp.

Sweet Moans ❤

Jack's Sexual Library

Blankspace17: This Is Legendary

Mr-Feelgood-Stuff: Mr-Feelgood-Stuff – “Take Your Pleasure Seriously”

Fuck Me With The Language

Hauntedtimes: Pale Redheads Love Eating Pussythis Is Post Number One-Hundred And Seventy-Six (176)

Just-Shower-Thoughts: A “Slap On The Wrist” Indicates A Light Punishment. But If A Teacher Actually Slapped A Child On The Wrist, It Would Be Vehemently Decried As Too Harsh A Punishment.

Holl0W-Existence: If We Date I’m Going To Always Want To Hear About Your Day And Kiss You On You Forehead

Just-Shower-Thoughts: From My Mum At Lunch, “If Fish Screamed, I Don’t Think Fishing Would Be As Popular.”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Reading A Book Under A Tree Is Peaceful But Imagine How Stressful It Is For The Tree To See It’s Dead Friends In Our Hand.

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