wtfstuck: you are walking in the woods. there is no one around and your phone is dead. from behind a tree you hear it. caramelldansen

wtfstuck: you are walking in the woods. there is no one around and your phone is dead. from behind a tree you hear it. caramelldansen

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While I'm On Rant Mode

Fuckyeahlaughters: Coolestbloginamerica: I Put My Fish In Time Out Because He Kept Trying To Eat My Other Fish. I Hope That Little Fucker Learned His Lesson

Montypythonandtheholyblog: I Clean My Room About Once Every Five Years And Every Time I Do I Rediscover This 365-Day Diary I Got For My 7Th Birthday

Jad3Harley: Mysis Ter Just Asked Me “Can A Human Being Orgasm On A Bed Of Ice” And I Responded “Only If Youre Into Coldplay” And We Jsut Slowly Realized What I Just Said

Nothingman: Whenever A Comedian Or Performer Says They Aren’t Going To Say Bitch Or Make Jokes About Rape After Having Their First Daughter, I Always Imagine Them Running Around Shouting At People In The Hospital “Dude I Just Figured Out Women Are

Fffcuk: What Doesn’t Kill You Fucks You Up Mentally And Affects Your Ability To Have Stable Relationships With Other Human Beings

Homobot: Don’t Mock People When They Stutter (◕‿◕✿) Even In An Argument Because Maybe They Just Can’t Sort Things Out In Their Mind Fast Enough To Say Out Loud (◕‿◕✿) It Doesn’t Make You Seem Like You’re Winning The Argument (◕‿◕✿)

Let's Meet Again, One Of These Nights

Chaos Lives On.

Navyxxblue: Psyaichi: No,That’s My Internet Friend. Sits On Them.

Pizzaforpresident: Splintercellconviction: Unit04: I Hate Eggs They Weird Me Out Eggs Are So Weird “Heard U Were Talkin Shit”

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