littlestbug: im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food

littlestbug: im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food

Make Gifs, Not Love

Chesswalkers: More T&Amp;Amp;B Doodles

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Chaos Lives On.

Aseaofquotes: Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting

Tuucker: Irisowl: So I Walked Into The Dentist This Morning. My Dentist Asked Me How My Weekend Was. I Said “Good, I Watched Captain America Last Night. I Really Liked It.” And My Dentist Says “Oh, My Son Is In That Movie.” At First I Thought

Witchyhellbroth: Pinenolanapple: It Takes 237 Muscles To Fake An Orgasm But 15 To Say “It’s Called A Clitoris And It’s Right Here” #Don’t Ever Fake An Orgasm Let Them Know They Disappointed You

8Ot: Don’t Let People With 3 Column Themes Tell You Shit

Greenmariosmansion: “Sir Could You Please Put Away Your Yugioh Cards? This Is A Job Interview”

Frankienathanieljonas: Bubblelumps: Was Voldemort A Virgin #Did You See Him In 5Th Year? #He Wasnt A Virgin

Colonelmustangsnipples: Itsmalice: Johnfontin: The Pig Goes “Oink Oink” The Cow Goes “Moooo” The Horse Goes “Neighhhh” The Dog Goes “Ed…Ward” You’re Grounded. So Is Hughes

Yaoibutts: I Love How Potato In French Is Pomme De Terre, Which Pretty Much Means “Earth Apple.” Like What Stupid Frenchman Saw This: And Said “Zis Petite Légume Looks Like A, How You Say, Apple! Hmmm… But It Grows In Ze Earth… Hon Hon Hon!

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