greenmariosmansion: “sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

greenmariosmansion: “sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

Frankienathanieljonas: Bubblelumps: Was Voldemort A Virgin #Did You See Him In 5Th Year? #He Wasnt A Virgin

Colonelmustangsnipples: Itsmalice: Johnfontin: The Pig Goes “Oink Oink” The Cow Goes “Moooo” The Horse Goes “Neighhhh” The Dog Goes “Ed…Ward” You’re Grounded. So Is Hughes

Yaoibutts: I Love How Potato In French Is Pomme De Terre, Which Pretty Much Means “Earth Apple.” Like What Stupid Frenchman Saw This: And Said “Zis Petite Légume Looks Like A, How You Say, Apple! Hmmm… But It Grows In Ze Earth… Hon Hon Hon!

Toxicrants: Don’t Say You’ll ‘Treat A Girl Like A Princess’ Unless You’re Prepared To Follow Up On That Shit. If I’m Not Living In A Castle By The Sea With Diplomatic Powers Over A Small Country Then You’re A Bitch-Ass Liar.

Demon-Sweets: Hey Guys Can Someone Make This Blog That’s Supposedly A “Blieber Blog” And Get Loads Of Bliebers To Follow It And Make Them Think That This Blog Is Like One Of Them. But When The Blog Hits A Certain Number Of Followers… It Changes

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Hurricane-Emily: Jimgaffigan: Ladies I Hope Getting Your Nails Done Feels Good Because Not A Single Man Notices You Got Them Done. Maybe Just Maybe Women Do Some Things For Themselves And Not Just For Men What A Concept

Chaos Lives On.

Mental-Elemental: In All Fairness Though, I Think Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Wins The Award For “Biggest Regret Of Accidentally Successful Text Post.”

Heyjohnimholme: Voldemortsblog: Bloodandgutsinhighschool: Cleargummibears: Santahale: Robert Pattinson Wins The “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award. Cole Sprouse Wins The “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But

If-It-Fits-It-Ships: Benefrickcumberbatch: Soglideaway: Perksofbeingajediknight: How Many Potatoes Does It Take To Kill An Irish Man? None Dude Thats Low Just Like The Population Of Ireland During The Great Famine History Nerds Are The Best.

Maybe I'm Crazy...: How To Be A Friend To Trans Folks Without Putting Your Foot In Your Mouth: A Short Guide For Cis People

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