Tom-Sits-Like-A-Whore: Girl Fact #285: Makeup Gives Us Super Human Strength. If You See A Girl With Perfect Winged Eyeliner And Red Lipstick, Approach With Caution. She’s Got The Power To Slay Her Enemies With One Look And Use Their Blood As Blush.
unfortunatelyunoriginal: if you’re ever not sure if someone is paying attention to you, casually slip the word ‘potato’ into your sentence
