certainlyatragedy: biology teacher: who is on top of the food chain?me: ghouls

certainlyatragedy: biology teacher: who is on top of the food chain?me: ghouls

Great Things To Say During Sex

Sratedghoul: I’m So Sorry Part 2

Haisehaisebaby: I Think What Upsets Me The Most Is That Tsukiyama Was Always Really Sweet And Gentle With Hinami And The Anime Totally Put Him Across As Creepy And Made Hinami Seem Sort Of Weirded Out Out By Him… When In The Manga She Obviously Liked

Godsaveusfromthetitans: When Tsukiyama Lies On The Floor Crying Over Kaneki Is “Character Development” But When I Do It It’s “Embarassing” And I Have To “Stop Crying Over Someone Who Is Fictional And Not Real”

Frank-Freaking-Tastic:i May Be Trash, But I’m High Quality Trash. Premium Trash. Grade A Trash. The Kind Of Trash Your Mom Would Look At And Say “Should This Be Recycling?” Yeah I’m That Kind Of Trash.

Floozys:people Trying To Breastfeed Their Children: I Just Wanna Feed My Child Assholes: Well I Have A Penis And I Can’t Ejactulate Onto The Floor So :/ People Trying To Breastfeed Their Children: What Does That Have To Do With Anything Assholes:

Spicy-Vagina-Tacos: Zethes76:Dajo42:Age 4 Me Was Very Confused Age 14 Me Is Still Confused Age 21 Me Just Fucking Gives Up

Prostitourettes: You Came To The Right Neighborhood Here Take Some Lemonade

Female-Only:sootyurchin:pardonmewhileipanic:ivyaura:overlypolitebisexual:fifty Shades Of Grey Has Led To Us Having To Read This Fucking Bullshit In Magazines- What It Should Say Is If Your Boyfriend Tracks Your Every Move He’s Not Romantic And Caring,

Eridangarang: In Third Grade I Wrote An Essay And Used The Word Astonish And My Teacher Was Shocked And I Said “I Learned It From Pokemon!” And My Picture Was Published In The School Newspaper With The Caption “She Learned It From Pokemon”

Toukaahs-Deactivated20150629: “I Was Wrong.”

Iridessence: Urstrulysusan:lmfao N.o.t.e.s.

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