jumex: 911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that

jumex: 911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that

We Are All Flawed

Anything For Love

Tastefullyoffensive:(Via 341913)

Chrisdigay: This Is A Crime, A Sin, Like How Dare The State Bust This Kid For That. Let This Kid Go, Freelancing Is Valid. “Dangerously Potent”… Because The Kids Is Black The Pot Gets Weaponized. This State Is A Disgrace.

He's Lying To U Girl

Erenishuman: When Ppl Write “I Probably Hate You” In Their Tumblr Descriptions

He's Lying To U Girl

Bombing: [Calls A Sex Hotline] Home Alone Shouldn’t Have Had A Sequel. It Should’ve Been A One Time Thing. No I Don’t Want To Talk Dirty Listen To Me. Home Alone 2 Was Terrible

Grim-Reaping: Weavemama: Weavemama: Kids Are So Ruthless “You Look Slow And Easy To Kill” “I Do Not Like That Stunt You Pulled” B R U H

Thenib: Mary Shyne Illustrates A Letter To The Editor In Our Daily Newsletter.

Paci-Fisticuffs: Thenib: From Kasia Babis. Don’t Forget To Give Them Obligatory And Mutually Exclusive Goals With Regard To Relationships/Sex So They’ll Basically Be Natural Enemies.

Sunnyddlgblog: Mr-Prism: Atomskdluffy: Laterovaries: Artxauroraxart: Celestialheartmage: Officialkeikoandgilly: Best-Of-Memes: Rich People Showers Reblogging For That Gif I’m Sorry I Couldn’t Help Myself Not Gonna Not Reblog

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