penis-hilton: i honestly want aliens to come and annihilate the human race

penis-hilton: i honestly want aliens to come and annihilate the human race

Meet-Foreverjester: Hullaballoons:welcome To Applebees Would You Like Apples Or Bees? “Bees?”“He Picked The Bees!!” Chefs Angrily Shake Jars Of Bees

Clannyphantom: When People Try To Argue With You About Something You Clearly Know More About

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Angelwithasquirtgun: I Tried To Convince My Mom That I Hadn’t Stayed Up All Night But Then She Told Me That She Heard Me Clapping Along To The Friends Theme Song Every Twenty Minutes

Actionables: I Had A Dream That My Mom Was In The Illuminati And They Renamed Themselves Into Illuminaughty And When I Asked Her If I Could Join She Told Me They Weren’t Accepting Anyone Under 5'5 But I Distinctly Remember I Saw Ariana Grande On One

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Insertbadpun: Remember Last Year When We Thought Miss Canada’s Costume Was As Canadian As It Could Get Well Look At This Year’s Costume We Were All So Wrong

Ri0T-Grrl: My Biggest Fear Is That One Day My Kids Will Be Crying Alone To Themselves At Night And I Wont Know About It

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Slutstain: Jakemalik: My Moms Been Talking To Me For 20 Minutes About Responsible Decisions To Make When I Move Away For School Tomorrow So I Started Building A Wall Of Kraft Dinner In Between Us And She’s Still Talking *Dusts Off Old Jakemalik

Queenthirst: Perfcub: Pursuitofhapppinessss: I’m Fucking Screaming The Hunt Begins Run Over Your Friends For Fun

Dreaminpng: Knitmeapony: Theprospitprincess: Skunkandburningtires: Couldn’t Find Big Hero 6 Toys, So I Build My Daughter Her Own Honey Lemon Purse.” – Blee456 How The Fuck. Amaze That’s So Cool!

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