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heathicorn: am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

heathicorn: am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

heathicorn:  am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I

heathicorn:  am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I

Lux In Tenebris

Lux In Tenebris

Hanzo-Urushihara: Artist :: (¬‿¬)

Hanzo-Urushihara:  Artist :: (¬‿¬)

Zikau: Dammit James.

Zikau:  Dammit James.

Juliekenphila: Leetakeuchi: Reblog If You Understand This.. Lord Have Mercy On You If You Dont. If She Doesn’t Understand This, She’s Too Young For You, Bro. ^This (Via Imgtumble)

Juliekenphila:  Leetakeuchi:     Reblog If You Understand This..  Lord Have Mercy

What The Fuck Is That?!?

What The Fuck Is That?!?

I'm Still Surprised When I See I Have A Message.

I'm Still Surprised When I See I Have A Message.

What The Fuck Is That?!?

What The Fuck Is That?!?

Cuntzero-Deactivated20140122: Eric Foreman The Original Tumblr Guy!

Cuntzero-Deactivated20140122:  Eric Foreman The Original Tumblr Guy!

Hey!

Hey!

It's A Metaphor, Fool.

It's A Metaphor, Fool.

Lavchs: Bob Bryar + Famous Last Words

Lavchs:  Bob Bryar + Famous Last Words

Egbuns: If You Tell Someone Your Sexual Orientation And Their Reply Is ‘I Can Change That ;)’ Crane Kick Them In The Thyroid

Egbuns:  If You Tell Someone Your Sexual Orientation And Their Reply Is ‘I Can

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