thedougmeister: I’m home now and looking nowhere near as clean as this! Haha 😷 #shanghai #hometime #grandhyatt #mirrorselfie

thedougmeister: I’m home now and looking nowhere near as clean as this! Haha 😷 #shanghai #hometime #grandhyatt #mirrorselfie

Thedougmeister: Ok @Kaleycuoco We Get It. You Want To Be Me. 👍 #Coolwithit #Pennytwins

Thedougmeister: Glasgow! 🌆 #Shameless #Selfie #Glasgow

Thedougmeister: It’s Been A Long Bloody Month. New Job Though And I Get My First Pay Next Week! It’ll Make Not Having Time For This Recently Worth It :(

Thedougmeister: Fuck You. #Bestbirthdaytshirt @Simonipod

Thedougmeister: Praise Jesus For Wonderbra.

Thedougmeister: Thedougmeister: I’ll Never Forget The First Day Of High School, Someone Called Me Pancake Tits. Bewbs Damn

Thedougmeister: Midnight Baths Are The Best Time To Look Good.

Thedougmeister: I Have Never Had A Flu Bug This Bad In My Life Ever! Someone Please Come Here So I Can Force You To Tickle My Back And Tell Me I’m Pretty :(

Thedougmeister: Last Night With @Emmphh 😊 #Friday #Drunk #Toomuchwine

Hey There, Sexy!

Thedougmeister: Today’s Awfully Matched Underwear Is Brought To You By The Colours Sky Blue And Burgundy.

Thedougmeister: I Cannot For The Love Of Me Get Back To This Fecking Hair Colour. God Dammit!

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