justbadpuns: A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me so I simply asked him to leave me a loan

justbadpuns: A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me so I simply asked him to leave me a loan

Allsonargent: Parks And Recreation Cold Opens » 2X01 - Pawnee Zoo

Kinesthetiacreal: This Tweet Haunts Me

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Blushnectar: Lyesmyths: Blushnectar: Petition For Stars In The Day Time Please??? Girls Already Exist Oh My Gosh This Is The Best Comment Ever

Johnnywalkergnu: He Gets It.

Prokopetz: You Always See Actors Saying “Yeah, For [Role X] I Had To Practice [Skill Y] For Like Six Hours A Day” In Interviews. I Kind Of Want To Go Full Meta And Make A Movie About A Prolific Actor Saving The Day When A Disaster Arises Where All

Driveshaftgroupie: Skypestripper: When U Burn Someone In Front Of Ur Friends

Queenconsuelabananahammock: Instagrarn: Goodnight Moon. Goodnight Milky Way. Goodnight Ursa Major (Uma I Dsph). Goodnight 24Ic 1613 (Ugc 662.350[8].

Master-Of-Pocket-Worlds: Me: Goes To Bed Super Late And Wakes Up Tired Okay That’s Fair Me: Goes To Bed Right On Time And Wakes Up Tired Okay I Call Bullshit

Jen3T: Watching Goosebumps Rn And Literally Hitting Myself In The Face For Actually Getting Scared From This When I Was Little.

Where Is The Superb Owl

You Were The Sunshine Of My Lifetime