slimetony: The world is my oyster but it wasn’t properly cooked and now I have food poisoning

slimetony: The world is my oyster but it wasn’t properly cooked and now I have food poisoning

In Need Of A Title

Studip: Shittyidea: A Phone Uncharger Iphones Got One Built Into Them Already My Boy Steve Jobs Did It First!

Trevenant: I Just Beat Up A Poor Kid, Used An Amulet Coin To Take All His Money, And Left Him In The Desert To Get His Eyes Eroded Away By Sandstorms

Bad Things To Say When You Nut

Elvenbarnes: We’ll Be Home Soon, And My Mom…She’ll Get You Your Own Bed. You Can Eat As Many Eggos As You Want. And… We Can Go To The Snow Ball.

Steveandsam: I Hate Whoever Runs The Luke Cage Twitter Account Looooooool

Ok To Make A Font Out Of Your Own Writing

Aaaaa42: Sexy Lady In My House: Hmm Why Dont We Get, Hot And Steamy ;) Me: “Heamy” For Short. Takes Out My Phone To Type A Post On Tumblr That Says “Hot And Steam (Or “Heamy” For Short)”

No Weenies Allowed

Sarazoe: Treat Yo’self.

Scifiseries: Bad Pokemon Tattoo Becomes The Next Coolest Thing

No Weenies Allowed

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