fairygothfather: they played the entire x files them at petsmart….even the workers were confused

fairygothfather: they played the entire x files them at petsmart….even the workers were confused

Milko-Vichy: I Love How When You First Get A Tumblr You Reblog Every Popular Post And You Think They’re All So Funny And Then Your Humor Slowly Degenerates Until All You Reblog Are Vague Neo-Dadist Memes That Make No Sense In Reality But By Then You’re

Applesweetchelle: Momofficial: Me 7 Shots In At The Club Why So Many Seat Belts?!?

Outofcontextdnd: “Maybe I Should Get A Tumor.”

Deep Sexts

Red: Him: Do You Have A Gag Reflex Me:

Writing-Prompt-S: Humans Have Invented Galactic Space Travel, And Find A Deserted Alien Planet. Archives Had Been Found, And The Last Transmission Was “Test Subjects 676-976 Have Escaped, Evacuation Started” A Picture Is Attached, And It Is Of A

Bobbyfischers-Kingsidebishop: 2016 Is The Worst Year Of All Time

Don’t Forget What Today Is

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Berandomness

Aspectreishauntingeurope: We Forgot This One

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Someone Should Make A Documentary Where They Fly A Flat Earth Theory Supporter To Space Station For A Couple Of Days.

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