pedagogyofthedoperessed: virgfaux: meta-xylene: really makes you think *walks up to a gay couple* so which one of you is the credit card and which one is the chip reader? *Gays to other gays* Chip, swipe, or vers?

pedagogyofthedoperessed: virgfaux: meta-xylene: really makes you think walks up to a gay couple so which one of you is the credit card and which one is the chip reader? Gays to other gays Chip, swipe, or vers?

Dulect: Me: “Okay One More Video Before Bed.”

Thatsthat24: That5Pookyone: Thisgirllikestoarty: That5Pookyone: My Mom’s Sitting Outside Our House On Our Dock. She’s Sitting On A Deck Chair With Our House Skeleton Sitting Beside Her. She’s Set Up Two Glasses Of Champagne On The Little Deck

Chubbybunnybb:fuck Him Up Elsie

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Babyaliens: Lavendermask: 2017 Is The Year Of Skincare And Communication U Guys Always Say This Shit Every Damn Year Just Wash Ur Face Who Cares What Year It Is

Wilwheaton: Novipop: Erinwert: Theinturnetexplorer: Well That Neighbor Feud Took An Amusing Turn. I Was Not Expecting This They Have Really Good Art Too …And That’s How I Met Your Mother.

Youre-Joking-Perce: Gandalfthegreywarden: Welpwomp: Professor-Remus: Datvikingtho: Lightgetsout: Satanstrousers: Em-In-The-Den: Current Aesthetic: Cute English Teacher Who’s High Key Banging The History Professor Current Aesthetic: The History

Renxiaoyao: No 1 Ever Has A Crush On Me Cause I Got An Abrasive Personality And Am A Lil Ugly But That’s Ok Cause Those Are My Best Qualities

Thebootydiaries: Someone: Hey I Genuinely Care About U And I Like U A Lot My Brain: ?? ? Time For Joke?? Make Joke??? Yes??

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