asspostate:whatcha cookin up there mr zenyatta man

asspostate:whatcha cookin up there mr zenyatta man

Idek, Yo

Writing-Prompt-S: You Are Known As The Ultimate Substitute Teacher, But Not Because Of Your Exceptional Skills. Rather, Everything You Teach Is So Utterly And Ridiculously Wrong That Students Are Driven To Find Out The Truth Just To Correct You.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: New Theory: It’s Raining Men And Let The Bodies Hit The Floor Are Both Accounts Of The Same Event But From Wildly Different Perspectives.

Foxloft: Move Over, Yuri. #Emusonice We Had Heavy Rain Which Froze, Turning The Farm Into A Skating Rink. The Emus Are Pretty Sure The Earth Has Betrayed Them. We Did Put Down Sand For Them And There Are Clear Places To Walk But The Emus Insist On

Davinaclaires: I’d Probably Say I’m Very Strong. If Somebody Says Something Horrible, I’m Like, ‘Okay, Whatever.’ With Eleven, People Call Her The Weirdo And She Really Doesn’t Care. She’s Very Badass And I Think When I Can Be, I Will

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Thejohnsu: The Law Of Equivalent Exchange

Slumbermancer: Basically, I Think The General Rule Of Thumb Is: If Someone Really Wants The Blood That’s Inside Of Your Body, And They’re Like… A Vampire, Or A Dracula, Or Some Sort Of Mansquito, Then That’s Probably Okay. A Dracula And A Mansquito

Avengders: Getting Back Into The A Series Of Unfortunate Events Universe

Ikimaru:keep It Cool

You Were The Sunshine Of My Lifetime

Memelovingbot: Return The Bee Confirmed For 100 Jupiters In A Trenchcoat

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