brainburner:good morning

brainburner:good morning

Supervixen1995: Supervixen1995: Can Yall Stop Writing Paragraphs On Here. Bitch I Cannot Read

Stooby-Doo: So I Almost Hit A Kid With My Car. I Was Driving Through A Mall Parking Lot And I Guess The Nearby School Had Just Let Out. Anyways This Kid Darts In Front Of My Car And I Slam On My Breaks. And He Dabs. This Fucking Kids Automatic Response

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Imadumbassjackasspieceofshit: This Is So Fukkin Funny

Dogbun: Croptopandapistol: Babyegg: When Ppl Kno About Ur Depression And They Randomly Ask “Are You Okay? How Are You Doing?” In That Special Voice Whats Up U Depressed Bastard This Is Preferable Honestly

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

Eggcup: Me Petting A Stray Cat: Oh You’re A Big Motherfucker Aren’t Youcat: Coughs On Me

Mainmanblackdynamite:mood

Fruitsoftheweb: “Fma ( Flexible Microactuator), Pneumatic Rubber Actuator With 3 Dof” Best Dildo Ever!

&Quot;Erasers Are For The Weak!&Quot;

Theonion: Biden Searching White House One Last Time For Missing Pet Snakewashington—Urging Staffers To Keep Their Eyes Peeled For A “Scaly Little Fucker Without Any Legs,” Vice President Joe Biden Reportedly Searched The White House One Last Time

Treygotguap: Philly At Its Finest

BarelyContained BarelyDressed