a hand job is better than no job

a hand job is better than no job

Imadumbassjackasspieceofshit: This Is So Fukkin Funny

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I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

Eggcup: Me Petting A Stray Cat: Oh You’re A Big Motherfucker Aren’t Youcat: Coughs On Me

Mainmanblackdynamite:mood

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&Quot;Erasers Are For The Weak!&Quot;

Theonion: Biden Searching White House One Last Time For Missing Pet Snakewashington—Urging Staffers To Keep Their Eyes Peeled For A “Scaly Little Fucker Without Any Legs,” Vice President Joe Biden Reportedly Searched The White House One Last Time

Treygotguap: Philly At Its Finest

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: How Can Toyota Make Several Models Of The Highlander When There Can Be Only One?

At The Blizzard Offices

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