eggcup: me petting a stray cat: oh you’re a big motherfucker aren’t youcat: *coughs on me*

eggcup: me petting a stray cat: oh you’re a big motherfucker aren’t youcat: coughs on me

Mainmanblackdynamite:mood

Fruitsoftheweb: “Fma ( Flexible Microactuator), Pneumatic Rubber Actuator With 3 Dof” Best Dildo Ever!

&Quot;Erasers Are For The Weak!&Quot;

Theonion: Biden Searching White House One Last Time For Missing Pet Snakewashington—Urging Staffers To Keep Their Eyes Peeled For A “Scaly Little Fucker Without Any Legs,” Vice President Joe Biden Reportedly Searched The White House One Last Time

Treygotguap: Philly At Its Finest

Dukeofbookingham: Makeitstople: Dukeofbookingham: Turn-Offs: Historically Inaccurate Cosmetics In Period Dramas Yeah But I Feel Like Forcing Actors To Wear Lead And/Or Bird Poop On Their Faces Qualifies As Hazardous Working Conditions I Was Taking

Just-Shower-Thoughts: How Can Toyota Make Several Models Of The Highlander When There Can Be Only One?

At The Blizzard Offices

Loveforcaptainswan:why Are You Keeping This Curiosity Door Locked?

Mods Are Asleep Post Mid-2000S Computers

Quibbs: These Are Absolutely Valid Responses And I Gotta Tell You 1. To Live A Little??? 3. No ,,,, It Was, ,,,, Pretty Gross 5. Im Sorry. Im Sorry. I Know.

Glumshoe: Thatll-Do: Glumshoe: From Here On Out, To Avoid Confusion, I Am Going To End Any Joking Statement I Write On Tumblr Dot Com With A Large, High-Res Photograph Of A Clown, To Indicate That It’s Written In Jest. You’re Joking, Right? Do

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