not your baby

not your baby

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Kingdedede: This Was Literally So Ahead Of It’s Time Like…She Beat Everyone To The Kermit Revival By 5 Years And Y’all Will Still Not Give Her Credit For It…Like Always

Nflstreet: Me: Can I Have The Biggest Big Mac Value Meal Mcdonalds Cashier: …No

Itwashotwestayedinthewater: Remember When I Made A Photoshop Of Nonsense Words And Some Guy Reblogged It Just Saying “Gut Yourself”

Bpdamypond:yes

Therelatabletexts: Deep Texts Here

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Well, Shit

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Bpd-Entity: It’s Not A Real Party Until You Sneak Away To The Bathroom To Question Your Existence As You Stare At Yourself In The Mirror Haha