just-shower-thoughts:I’m too old to be considered for a space colony, but too young to die before we send one up.

just-shower-thoughts:I’m too old to be considered for a space colony, but too young to die before we send one up.

Jackdanielscock: Things I Want Doesnt Matter Because Im Poor

Storyofthislife: It’s A Beautiful Thing When You Get So Comfortable With Someone And You Realize You’re Telling Them Things You’ve Never Said Out Loud Before

Fake:i Scare Myself

Moonlandingwasfaked: Oh Thank God I Thought I Was Gonna Have To Watch The Lil Guy Drown. Nice Save God

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Berandomness

Heliolisk: Heliolisk: Heliolisk: Im Still Waiting For Puberty To Turn Me Hot Im 20 Im 22

When Someone Tries To Tell Me Sombra Is Straight.

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Surprisebitch: Snaacks: Surprisebitch: Surprisebitch: Firstladyoftheunitedstates: Surprisebitch: I Cant Believe Lana Is Joining Masterchef Paula Deen, Julia Child, And Martha Stewart Whomst? Lana’s Cooking Show Bout To End Food Network! 😫

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

BetterThanPorn BetweenTwoMouths