unclefather: @buzzfeed I have an idea for a video. Give me $50 and I’ll tell you

unclefather: @buzzfeed I have an idea for a video. Give me $50 and I’ll tell you

No Weenies Allowed

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

Imjihlitmoe: Billieholibae: Ayungbiochemist: If You Can’t Pour A Glass Of Soda Then Just Become A Fucking Electrical Engineer This Wild Extra Can’t You Just Pour It From The Bottle?…

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Wolverine Can’t Be Circumcised Because His Foreskin Would Keep Growing Back.

Hello!

Sandhater: If I’m Not Gay Then Macklemore Died In That Thrift Store For Nothing

Voidfished: Wizardshark: Sandvendor100: Gaymacs: Sandvendor100: Happiness Will Come To You. When Tho When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March Reblog For Happiness To Come For You In Late March!

Things I Will Call A Whiny Bitch: The Dishwasher, My Car When It Makes That Screeching Noise Sometimes Things I Will Not Call A Whiny Bitch: Literally Any Living Organism Ever

Heckifiknowcomics: My Pitch To Cartoon Network Got Rejected :(

Cockyhorror: Justbadpuns: A Nurse Pulls A Rectal Thermometer Out Of Her Pocket And Says “Dammit, Some Asshole Has Got My Pen.” This Isn’t A Pun This Is A Horror Story

Gaming Misadventures

One Fear

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