slimetony: totaleclipseoftheblart: slimetony: I have chronic joint pain what’s the joke here Leave me alone

slimetony: totaleclipseoftheblart: slimetony: I have chronic joint pain what’s the joke here Leave me alone

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A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Ailaalue: Man: Has Anyone Ever Told You You’re Beautiful? Me: Oh No Sir, Today Is My First Day Out Of Doors And Papà Forbade Mirrors In The House Lest We Fall Victim To Vanity

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Universe Has A Finite Amount Of Matter, But Olive Garden Offers Unlimited Soup, Salad, And Breadsticks

Shacklefunk: Muffinmachine: My Grandpa Got His First Spam Email And He Called The Police I Made This Post Years Ago And Ill Never Be Free

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Unicornthief69: Me: “I’m Going To Cum” Her: “Cum Inside Me” Me To Me: “Pull Out Right Now” Me:

Farronheit: It’s Gonna Be

Yungmethuselah:i’m Against Free Speech, Sorry, “Thrussy” Is Unacceptable.

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