angelchild22: out of all of the crazy moments on food network shows nothing will beat the guy yelling “I JUST WON CHOPPED” on cutthroat kitchen

angelchild22: out of all of the crazy moments on food network shows nothing will beat the guy yelling “I JUST WON CHOPPED” on cutthroat kitchen

Dorianelise: Someone: “Okay But… Why Do You Ship That Pairing?” Me:

Royalsuggestion: Royalsuggestion: Royalsuggestion: Fat Girls And Fat Boys Are Honestly Worth So Much More Than Y'all Give Em Credit For Fat Transgirls And Fat Transboys Are Absolutely Included In This!! Nonbinary People Too!!! Hey Could You Maybe

I Have A Lot Of Feelings

Blvnk-Art: ‘Come On, Ginny’s Not Bad,’ Said George Fairly, Sitting Down Next To Fred. ‘Actually, I Dunno How She Got So Good, Seeing How We Never Let Her Play With Us.’‘she’s Been Breaking Into Your Broom Shed In The Garden Since The

Classicmeevs: Zodiacatsea: Liam, Holding A Gun To My Face: Say It. Me, Through Tears: Austin Powers Is And Always Was A Sagittarius Yeah. (Baby)

Kisshugger:Comes To Your Door And Opens A Jar Of Pickles In Front Of You No Help Required

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Nudityandnerdery:@Tramtheram

Well, Shit

Well, Shit

Raptorific: I Know There’s A Lot Of Cool And Interesting Interpretations Of The Great Gatsby But By Far The Best One I’ve Ever Heard Is That Gatsby Calls Nick “Old Sport” Because He Can’t Remember His Name And It’s Gone On Too Long To Ask

Shorthalt: Me, On Cutthroat Kitchen: This Cakes Made Of Sand And Also I’m A Ghost King Alton Brown: Smites Me Where I Stand, Rolls Me In Bread Crumbs, And Then Bakes Me Until I’m Golden Brown Your Reign Of Terror Has Ended Before It’s Even Begun.

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