classicmeevs: zodiacatsea: *Liam, holding a gun to my face*: say it. *me, through tears*: Austin powers is and always was a Sagittarius yeah. (baby)

classicmeevs: zodiacatsea: Liam, holding a gun to my face: say it. me, through tears: Austin powers is and always was a Sagittarius yeah. (baby)

Kisshugger:Comes To Your Door And Opens A Jar Of Pickles In Front Of You No Help Required

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Nudityandnerdery:@Tramtheram

Well, Shit

Well, Shit

Raptorific: I Know There’s A Lot Of Cool And Interesting Interpretations Of The Great Gatsby But By Far The Best One I’ve Ever Heard Is That Gatsby Calls Nick “Old Sport” Because He Can’t Remember His Name And It’s Gone On Too Long To Ask

Shorthalt: Me, On Cutthroat Kitchen: This Cakes Made Of Sand And Also I’m A Ghost King Alton Brown: Smites Me Where I Stand, Rolls Me In Bread Crumbs, And Then Bakes Me Until I’m Golden Brown Your Reign Of Terror Has Ended Before It’s Even Begun.

I Got The Poison In Me

Tonycurtis: Tonycurtis: Omg!!!! So I Just Got Back From… You Guessed It The Emoji Movie! How Are You All Sleeping On This! Shame On You, Shame On You! As Your Fandom Mom, I’m Telling You All To Go Out There Now, My Little Garbage Perverts, And Watch

Sandsvendor100: Fruitsoftheape100: Sandsvendor100: Fruitsoftheape100: Full Fat Milk Fuller Fatter Milkier Milk Straight From The Source I Promise That You Will Drink Thick Milk! ^__^ Will Not

Slimetony:how Do I Talk To Goth Girls At The Craft Store

Tastefullyoffensive: The Look Of Betrayal. (Via Freddyamazin)

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